Old Crank Gives Us “Insight” On Virtual WorldsMay 27, 2007
by Onder Skall
Oh mercy! Lawd lawd! You’ve just got to check this one out, it’s precious! MyrtleBeachOnline published this article called “Keeping ‘virutal’ world at bay“. Right away you know you’re in for it… we stopped putting ‘virtual’ in quotes years ago.
He starts off with this wonderful line: “I didn’t watch all of them (I’m not that much of a geek), but the “Matrix” movies…” Wait wait WHAT? You have to be “that much of a geek” to watch three movies?
It gets better.
Seems while those of us with lives weren’t paying attention, up to 6 million of our friends and neighbors have (voluntarily!) signed up for “Second Life,”
Dude, just think for a second. If 6 million people are doing something, and you don’t approve, which one of you probably doesn’t understand the situation? You or the 6 million?
They don’t have to think about a mortgage or bills or neighbors. They had a similar technology years before computers came along, but they called it “beer.” I should know. I was what they call in the industry an “early adopter” and have now reached coveted “expert status.”
So kids, remember this for future reference: beer is better than computers! Stop clicking and start drinking!
Apparently this guy thinks that the music in the background of The Sims is “creepy”. He must crank the volume up to 11 whenever “You Are My Sunshine” comes on the radio. Check it out for a good laugh!